Little Johnny knows his pills. Miss Paula is going around the classroom asking if the students know what pills take for what ails them. - Little Suzie, what do you take if you have a headache? Well, miss Paula, my mommy gives me Tylenol when I have a headache. - Good answer. James, what do you take if you have allergies? If I take Allegra, I stop sneezing, so that's what dad gives me. - Little Johnny, what do you take if you have diarrhea? Viagra. - Viagra? Why would you ever take that medicine if you have diarrhea? Because whenever my dad takes it he says ... It's gonna make my SHIT HARD!