The Doctor says: "Mrs Jones, I think your 7 year old is watching way too much TV" "How can you tell?" asked Mrs Jones "He just asked me if Cialis is right for him"
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The Doctor says: "Mrs Jones, I think your 7 year old is watching way too much TV" "How can you tell?" asked Mrs Jones "He just asked me if Cialis is right for him"
accidentally called out my dentist's name during my colonoscopy
Twitter is like a soap opera for some of you. I'd like to be the one who sneaks into the hospital and unplugs your life support.
[first day as a doctor] You seem depressed. Also you look underweight, how's your diet? [nurse interrupts me] "Dr that's the model skeleton"
14yo: My voice keeps randomly changing DOCTOR: That's normal at your age 14yo: [Batman voice] Thank you doctor DOCTOR: That's not normal
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