FRIENDS reunion (2016) RACHEL: [texting from bar] sry smthg came up CHANDLER: [texting from home] same... work JOEY: [in LA] wait THIS friday?

Ok America now is our chance to catch up on productivity, health care, math & science while the rest of the world is drunk & watching soccer

My wife and I have been dieting together for a week so it'd probably be safer for me to come home smelling like perfume than a Snickers bar.

I bet when David Hasselhoff gets too drunk he roams the streets screaming "KITT!" When he can't find his car.