By the time you read through this you will understand "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS". The following is a telephonic exchange between a Hotel guest & room-service in China ... Room Service: "Morrin. Roon sirbees." Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service." Room Service: "Rye, Roon sirbees... morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen?" Guest: "Uh... Yes, I'd like to order bacon & eggs." Room Service: "Ow ulai den?" Guest: " .......What?" Room Service: "Ow ulai den?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?" Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please." Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken? Creepse?" Guest: "Crisp will be fine." Room Service: "Hokay. An sahn toes?" Guest: "What?" Room Service: "An toes. ulai sahn toes?" Guest: "I.... Don't think so.." RoomService: "No? Udo wan sahn toes?" Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan sahn toes' means." RoomService: "Toes! Toes!... Why Uoo don wan toes?... Ow bow anglish moppin we botter?" Guest: "Oh, English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine." RoomService: "We botter?" Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side." RoomService: "Wad?" Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side." RoomService: "Copy?" Guest: "Excuse me?" Room Service: "Copy.. tea... meel?" Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything." Room Service: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken, Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh & copy... Rye?" Guest: "Whatever you say." Room Service: "Tanjooberrymutts." Guest: "You're welcome" Remember I did say "By the time you read through this... YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS'