My little sister's sick burn She's 7, which makes this so much better. Her: Hey /u/Teeplaysgames, wanna know why Mom named Noah (our brother) Noah? Me: Sure, why? Her: Because the first time she saw him, she yelled "NOO! AHHHH!" and the doctor just wrote that down.

What Does Your Father Do? It was 3rd grade show and tell in Ms.Johnson's class and she was going around asking all of the children what their fathers do for a living. Ms.Johnson walks up to the first kid and asks "What does your dad do for a living, Johnny?" to which he responds "He's a firefighter." "Very good, Johnny. What about you, Sally what does your father do?" Sally perks up and says "My daddy is a doctor and saves a lot of lives!" "That's great, Sally. Derrick, I see you over there. Wh…

Vets aren't doctors: Mom: Help! Is anyone here a doctor? Vet: I treat horses but maybe I can help? Mom: My son broke his leg! Vet: Ok hang on. My rifle's in the truck.

A woman gives birth to twins and then goes into a coma When she wakes up, she realises that she is yet to name her child. Doctor: Oh, don't worry about that miss. Your brother was here while you were unconscious. He named your children. Mother: What!? My brother is a complete idiot! Oh God, what did he name my daughter? Doctor: Denise Mother: Oh, I guess that's not too bad. What a relief. And what did he name my son? Doctor: ....Denephew