If you spell race car backwards... You get what Honda owners wish they had.

A young guy from Nebraska moves to Florida and goes to a big ""everything under one roof"" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, ""Do you have a

According to the Bible, what company was the first car manufacturer? Honda. Because Jesus and his apostles were in one accord.

What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda? Civic doody.