Fat cow Teacher is teaching kids Teacher: what does the chicken give you? Student: meat! Teacher: what does the pig give you? Student: bacon! Teacher: what does the fat cow give you? Student: HOMEWORK!!

What Starts with F and ends with K? A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" Ms. Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal t…

A teacher asks a student a question. Teacher: If I give you two cats, then two more cats, and then another two cats, how many cats do you have? Student: Seven. Teacher: Listen carefully. If I give you two cats, then two more cats, and then another two cats, how many cats do you have? Student: Seven. Teacher: Okay, how about I put it this way. If I give you two apples, then two more apples, and then another two apples, how many apples do you have? Student: Six. Teacher: Good, you get it! S…

SCOTCH ?? On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of assorted fruit. The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy. Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tast…