My Dad's Best Joke - Not a dad joke My dad was enjoying a smoke break during an in-service training at the police academy. He had taken to smoking Misty cigarettes. A friend from a neighboring police force asked him why he was smoking such a feminine cigarette. "Well, Kay went out to get something out of my cruiser the other day, and found a pack of these between the seats. I had to tell her I'd switched." "Oh... Are they any good?" "They're not bad, but these thong panties keep riding up my ass."