Women say men get turned on when they nibble on their earlobes. I think it's bollocks. - Jimmy Carr

Adolf Hitler has been judged very harshly by history however.. he did kill Hitler. NB: stolen from Jimmy Carr

Hitler is judged very harshly by history, but... He did kill Hitler. Joke credit to Jimmy Carr on QI

When comedian Jimmy Carr was told by an obese women ""I think you're fatist,"" he responded, ""No. I think you're fattest.""