Putin lands at Helsinki airport... ...and the immigration officer says ""Name?"". ""Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin"". ""Address?"" ""Kremlin, Moscow, Russia"". ""

There's a Soviet General on the eastern front in Finland... He goes to see his men to raise their morale; they've been having trouble taking a forest. From acro

Why should you never race with a guy from Finland? Because they're already Finnish before the race even began

What do you get if your Kia is stolen in Finland? No Kia