Bobby's mother returns Bobby's mother had been away for a few weeks, so when she returned she asked Bobby how he had been. "Well, there was a big thunderstorm one night, so Daddy and me slept together." The young French maid, who happened to overhear, said, "you mean Daddy and I." "No," Bobby said, "That was Thursday night, I'm talking about Friday night."
[arcade] KID: dad, some guy is hogging the claw machine DAD: hey buddy, why don't you give the kid a turn LOBSTER: BACK OFF WE'RE IN LOVE
Mom: I think I'm gonna make a twitter Me: Mom it costs like $500 a year... Mom: That's expensive I'll stick with Facebook Me: Aww too bad
8 out of 10 men prefer not to date psychotic women with bad tempers, emotional baggage and daddy issues. To the other two.... Hi, I'm MJ
MOM STOP LICKING YOUR FINGER TO CLEAN MY FACE I'M IN A GANG NOW
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