How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three. A left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear.

William Shatner is going to sponsor a new line of women's jeans made to hide adult diapers underneath. They're going to be called Shatner Pants.

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ? To boldly go where no man has been before !

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center? Jim shorts.