(Standing next to pool with a golf club and horse) Friends: Are you sure you've played water polo before?

8 out of 10 men prefer not to date psychotic women with bad tempers, emotional baggage and daddy issues. To the other two.... Hi, I'm MJ

MOM STOP LICKING YOUR FINGER TO CLEAN MY FACE I'M IN A GANG NOW

"If all your friends jumped" 'Yes' "But if they" 'Yes' "But" 'IF I EVER GET FRIENDS I'M GOING TO DO WHATEVER THEY WANT ME TO, OK MOM?