George Michael walks into a bar... The barman says, ""George, you've got chocolate on your shirt!"". ""I know,"" replies George, ""It was a Careless Wispa.""

George Michael is recording a song to help promote the end of sectarian violence in the Middle East. It's called ""I Want Your Sects.""

George Michael is recording a song with all the proceeds going to end sectarian violence in the Middle East. It's call ""I Want Your Sects"".

George Michael was upset to find he had let a chocolate bar melt in his pocket It was just a careless whisper