Donald Duck has been hanged... ...And is now in a state of suspended animation.

What's the difference between dining with Donald Duck and having dinner with Bill Cosby? They will both offer to share a little bill, but only one will leave yo

What do u call a mouse that walks with 2 legs? Mickey mouse John: What do u call a dog that walks with two legs? Jane: Snoopy! Easy.. John: What do u call a duc

Donald Duck walked into a bar. He drinks three whiskeys and then buys Goofy a beer. The barman asks 'Do you want me to put that on your b' Donald stops him in h