Listening to my husband's gorilla snoring and contemplating if I could record it and sell to the FBI as an alternative to waterboarding.

Boy at FBI headquarters saw pictures of 10 most wanted men & said, "Why didn't you keep them when you took their picture?"

It's nice to feel wanted. Even if it's by the FBI.

my dream job is to be the FBI guy who nicknames criminals. someone blew up a fish market? Tunabomber. easy.