Spider-Man, hanging right in front of your face when you turn on the bathroom light.

It's not an octopus. It's a water spider. And yes, so called "marine biologist", if you live in the ocean you swallow 8 of them every year.

Autocorrect just changed faux pas to faux pasta and this gluten war has gotten out of hand.

Pretty sure the guy who named them "walkie talkies" got fired before he could name other military equipment.