Who was the greatest financer in the bible? Noah, cause he floated his stocks while the rest of the world was in liquidation.

Why do writers hate the bible? It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

Why didn't Noah let the Tasmanian devil in? He was not an archdevil.

[Noah from the Bible is doing laundry and his washer just starts spewing water] DEBORAH GET THE BOAT