I like my woman like I like my coffee... Smuggled in a sack from Colombia

I like my women like my coffee... Imported from Colombia.

A blonde takes part in a game show [Disclaimer: I don't know whether this counts as a joke, if not please tell me which subreddit would be suitable, 'cause it'

3 Nuns at the Pearly Gates (very mildly NSFW) 3 nuns are in a bus in Colombia, which due to budget cuts breaks it's axle, rolls over, and kills them all. When