People are always telling me I look like Hagrid from Harry Potter. I've never seen the movies, but she must be a beautiful gal.

Harry Potter fans: I wanna go to Hogwarts. Narnia fans: I wanna go to Narnia. Hunger Games fans: Nope I'm good..

The only difference between you and Harry Potter is that his magic wand actually works OOOOHHH BURRRRN

If you watch Harry Potter backwards, Voldemort is really good at zapping people back to life and turning Harry into a baby.