A flight attendant sees a suspicious couple on board... She decides to report it to the pilot immediately. "Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking! The female passenger looks pretty frightened and the man she is with looks dangerous!" The pilot responds, "Patricia, I've told you before. This is Air Force One..."
I've set my phone to airplane mode to add more realism to the nausea and turbulence I experience at work.
I just saw a can of ginger ale that wasn't on an airplane and it looked really uncomfortable.
When someone tells me to have a safe flight it's like ok I will do my best but just so you know I am not the pilot of the airplane
"Shotgun!" I yell as I push past the others and climb into the seat. I am subsequently escorted from the airplane.
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