What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?,"Better get this right I only have 2 worms.#Noah0🔗 Share
I know they took some creative liberties with 'Noah' but I really wasn't expecting that Prius.#Noah#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
God: U have to build an ark to save the animals from a tsunami Noah: But you're god, can't you just stop the tsunami God: *loves boats* No#Noah0🔗 SharePermalink →
You just HAD to let snakes and spiders on the Ark, didn't you Noah? Way to go, man. Way. To. Go.#Noah#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →