What's the difference between Marcus Mariota and Floyd Mayweather? Best Duck Ever.

What do you say to Floyd Mayweather after his arms have been cut off? Whatever you like.

Why does Floyd Mayweather have "TGIF" written on his boxing shoes? To remind him that "Toes Go in First."

How do we know Floyd Mayweather isn't a bomb? Because he can't tell the time.