My little sister's sick burn She's 7, which makes this so much better. Her: Hey /u/Teeplaysgames, wanna know why Mom named Noah (our brother) Noah? Me: Sure, why? Her: Because the first time she saw him, she yelled "NOO! AHHHH!" and the doctor just wrote that down.

Corny jokes! Q: Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? A: Because it's two-tired. Q: What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises? A: It becomes daytrogen. Q: Where did Noah keep his bees? A: In the Ark Hives! Q: Can February March? A: No, but April May. Q: What is it called when you kill a friend? A: Homiecide "Fish tanks are stupid!" "Why?" "Fish don't even have any militaries!"

Where did Noah keep the bees? In the archives.

Who was the greatest financer in the bible? Noah, cause he floated his stocks while the rest of the world was in liquidation.