A woman driver caught speeding was told to pull over to the side of the road. Realizing she didn't have her seat belt on, she quickly buckled up before the police officer reached her window. After lecturing her about speeding, the officer said: "I see you are wearing your seat belt. Do you believe in wearing it at all times?" "Most definitely, officer," she replied. "I see. And do you always wear it looped through the steering wheel?" Buying a used rental car is like going to a house of ill repute looking for a wife. Anything that's been driven that hard by that many people, you really don't want to put your key in it. Jeff Foxworthy